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[starshower]

I'd hate to know what earned you the first.

But if anything happens, promise that you'll call Jack first, and then me or Cloud. Even Eustace.

[b_a_n_g]

Punching each other is our love language.

Yes, yes, I will call a two hours check-in with Jack if I complete this venture. You would volunteer your idiot for this?

[starshower]

He's not an idiot.

[Reaper!!!]

But next to me and the others from home, he's the best person I can think of should anyone need protecting. And he's also fought him before. Unfortunately.

[b_a_n_g]

Fine, fine... your dog-breath husband.

[Better? This is better, right?]

Oh really? He just can't help himself picking fights with everyone in black leather, can he? Does he have a secret leather fetish?

[starshower]

[No, that's not better!!!]

Not quite. He just picks fights with anyone who tries to pick fights with me.

[b_a_n_g]

I don't pick fights with you, but I did stand opposite to him in that fake sun fiasco. That was a shame really, it looked like interesting science.

[starshower]

You don't, no, but Sephiroth did once.

I just mean that if he picks a fight with you and you need some help, you know who to call.

[b_a_n_g]

Did you make him pay for that choice?

Your loyalty is... appreciated. I think I can handle him if things get rough. I will provide a play-by-play if it goes that way.

[starshower]

I plan to make him pay five times over when the time comes.

Just stay safe.

[b_a_n_g]

Good. Revenge is worth every second of the lead up.

Aye, ma'am.