[The thing about Yuffie is that she does a lot of talking out of her ass. She's actually a very naive girl in a lot of ways. But she would be damned if she let anyone know that about her. She likes to pretend she knows more about the world than she really does and that includes...

.... Alcohol. She doesn't know anything about alcohol.]

Hey, Tifa! Give me something hard!

[She bounces and slides into one of Tifa's barstools and leans her elbows on the counter with a glint in her eyes.]

Barret says anything you make for me will knock me on my ass and I need to prove him wrong. Right now.

[LETS GO.]